These kids are amazing:
Thirteen going on Thirty Five
Wednesday, December 16th, 200920 Video
Friday, December 11th, 2009Naturally, when we first sat down to concoct a video for 20 we thought to hire some genius who would yet again juxtapose religious iconography and bodily waste. However, we found no such horrifying, blasphemous excuses for video directors in Hollywood. We were told in fact time and again “American people will no longer stand for vulgar, nonsensical displays that masquerade as art.” Undaunted we used our entire video budget to hop a jet to the most depraved city on the planet, Berlin.
Holy Fuxking Shit Columbus
Monday, April 20th, 2009Ravari Room, April 18th 2009 will live on in KTB lore as one of the most dynamic, energy filled nights ever….for all who came and witnessed our fret-board wizardry erupt into a delicious, time-transcending wall of distortion that violently slammed into the back doors of the Ravari immediately bursting into flame blowing chunks of debris into the crowd causing many of the crowd’s loins to become engorged with a lustful desire to touch themselves and others in an impure manner, we thank you, for all who didnt, well here is what hearing about it from those who were there will feel like, twice:
First show in Seven, count em Seven years….
Friday, April 17th, 2009We were sloppy, tempo-impaired, but it was damn fucking fun….it was like Alien versus Predator versus Anton Chiguhr…that makes me think, damn, I need a huge cattle gun.