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After catnapping awkwardly, slumping listlessly in small seats, and staring blankly at effing Marley and Me for five consecutive showings we arrived in Germany with testy demeanors and heavy eyelids. Upon arrival we were greeted by our man across the big water, Matte Vandeven from Sound Of Liberation Booking.

Matte or Der M-Hund shown here greeting Rob with a native “muhfuckaz” in his rich Bavarian accent will be helping us acclimate to European culture and ideals during our 6 week tour. He has promised us “mah stone-col’ skeelz bustin’ tha heads an’ mah superstar collectin’ skeelz hat mo’ important foe yo’ purposes tha a record bidness translatin bitch,” and it seems reasonable since none of us speak European and my ipod touch’s English to Euro translator app sucks. (Side note do not waste 99 cents on that app, instead buy Digital Chocolate’s Rollercoaster Rush, awesome 2-d graphics and role playing as a rollercoaster rider is as intense as it sounds, completely paid for itself 37 times over the first time I drove past Magic Mountain without pulling in. Grab Big Air!)

Europe we are here, keep an eye out for us: