Karma To Burn – Official WebSHRINE

Gentleman of Rock,

I must regretfully inform you that I will not be making the gigs this weekend.  On my voyage across the Atlantic I secured an opening slot for Einsturzende Neubauten in Oslo, Norway where I performed as one man hip hop band M.C. Potato Pancake.  As I stood in line for the toilet at the after party, the monkey-faced guitarist from Iron Maiden spilled a glass of cocaine on my new throwback jordan’s.  A prompt haymaker to his throat has landed me in the local lockdown.  Interestingly, it is here I met Saul Rosensilvermann, casting director for the live action version of the Hobbit.  He was so impressed with the stability and prowess of my beard I have been cast as Bard the Bowmen, leader of the lakemen and slayer of Smaug “The Terrible”.  Shooting begins in Paw Paw West Virginia this Saturday.  Please tell Richard to send all my outstanding per diems to the Oslo District Attorneys office to post my bail.  After shooting raps I will be returning to my fortress of solitude in the north where I will await future contact or contact from the future (whichever comes first).

Fire musket but I’ll run you through……R.G.