Karma To Burn – Official WebSHRINE

Hope springs eternal! I am in transit as we speak to an undisclosed undersea laboratory for a job interview with Dr. Sarcophagus. He has received my application and is very interested in hiring me as Henchman #1. Should the job be offered, I must regretfully inform you that I must terminate my position as lead vocalist, for the time being. As you know it has always been a dream of mine to cut someone in half with a table laser machine. Also, I have always wanted to press the button of a trap door attached to a chute, attached to a shark. Should I not contact you within 24 hours of my interview please give all my Motley Crue cassettes to William. The rest of you get nothing. Raise the roof! R.G.