Karma To Burn – Official WebSHRINE

Once again I have been delayed in joining the band for the first leg of the euro tour. I have been detained by Cuban customs and sent to work on the great pumpkin farm. Fortunately I befriended a former viet-cong tunnel rat and escape was quite easy do to the loose soil and lazy work ethic of the Cubans. I have gained passage to Germany via the transatlantic monorail by posing as the former bass player for Big Country. Should I be unable to make future gigs please ask Daniel to fill all vocal rolls. If by chance my cosmic cowboy stage trousers are too large for him I will text the address of a tailor in Hamburg who is on my payroll. Please let William know I did everything I could for the Mountaineers, however Jim Rich confirmed to me this morning that he made a pact with the Devil to ensure a Duke victory. In turn I destroyed a stand up of Robert Downey which was on display at Target promoting the new Sherlock DVD. Do not let Rob have reefer smoke.